Run. Wobble. Smash everything.
Our bearded hero had one too many and now he's stumbling through the city. Keep him on his feet, plough through watermelons and barrels, and see how far he can get.
Free to play · iPhone, iPad & Android
Simple to pick up, hard to put down
One-thumb controls, ragdoll physics and a city that never ends. Every run is a little different — and a lot ridiculous.
Real wobbly physics
Our hero is a physics-driven ragdoll. Every stumble, trip and faceplant is simulated, so no two falls look the same.
Smash the scenery
Barge through watermelons, barrels and planks. Things break, roll and fly in every direction.
Dodge the traffic
Cars and buses don't stop for anyone. Pick your moment at the crossings — or don't, and enjoy the ride.
An endless foggy city
Streets, sidewalks and construction zones are generated as you go. Beat your best distance, one metre at a time.
Perfect for a quick break
A run takes about a minute. Ideal for the bus stop, the coffee queue, or "just one more try".
No sign-up, no fuss
No accounts and no in-app purchases. Open the game and start running.
Screenshots
Swipe through to see what's waiting on the streets.
How to play
There's no tutorial. There's barely a plan.
- Drag to steerUse the on-screen stick to guide the runner and keep him heading down the street.
- Stay on your feetWatch the health bar. Every hard hit takes a toll — too many and he's down for good.
- Go the distanceYour score is how many metres you cover. Then shake it off and try again.
Ready to stumble?
Drunk Beardy Runner is free on iPhone, iPad and Android. Questions, bugs or ideas? Write to us — we read everything.
Support: [email protected]